To start things off...

I completed my Pokedex in Pokemon Diamond version a few weeks ago. As in, obtained all 493 Pokemon to date. This is one of my finest and proudest achievements as a person to date (not really). XD

My activities today, so far, on this last day of my 3-day weekend:

2:00am: Went to sleep.

8:00am: Woke up to register for classes next quarter - inorganic chemistry lab, physical chemistry C, advanced choir, and atmospheric chemistry. Forgot I had to get a registration code for the last one, so that'll happen tomorrow. Went back to sleep.

12:00pm: Alarm went off again. Snooooooozed.

12:05pm: Snooze alarm rang, figured I'd get my butt out of bed.

1:15pm: Stopped trolling the internet, started studying for my chemistry midterm tomorrow

2:15pm: Took a break from studying for trolling /d/. Yes, THAT /d/. It was beautiful. The only reason I got dressed before I absolutely had to was to go to the bathroom so that I'd have a pocket in which to hide my purple vibrating friend.

3:45pm: Finished my fap break, made plans with gf A* and a mutual friend for dinner at 5:15. Ramen at Mitsuwa market. EXCITEMENT.

3:55pm: Started typing this entry. Debated whether or not to play the Pokemon Online battle simulator instead.

4:05pm: Finished typing this entry, guiltily got back to studying for midterm tomorrow.

So thank you, presidents, for allowing me to be the lazy, horny college student that I am. Arceus bless America.

*My SO's, in order to avoid confusion, are gf 1 (the author of A Dominatrix's Diary), and gf A (the author of Angel's Little Bird). More on them in a future post. <3